You live, you learn

Ok, so once again, DJ has shown himself to be a fantastic finder of funny!

I created the ditty below, here, with the help of Alanis Morrisette's killer songwriting team.

"Why"

Bitches, nerds, bosses
Why God, Why?
Nerds, fancy cars, FabCorp
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of FabCorp
Like a Sylvia Plath character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Toilets*, bitches, customers
Why God, Why?
FabCorp, customers, bosses
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of FabCorp
Like a Sylvia Plath character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of FabCorp
Like a Sylvia Plath character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

(btw - this song reflects a past life - I'm happy now, really!)

*I don't know why these were a standout feature at FabCorp, but now they are immortalised in song!