Marvellous
My right indicator is now sitting on the passenger seat of my car.
Reversing out of the garage, I got all distracted by glowering at the neighbour's porch light, which they insist upon turning on at 9:30 each evening, only to turn off at 4 am - it illuminates our bedroom to Vegas proprtions, causing me to have to wear an eye mask to sleep.
So I turned a little earlier than usual, and scraped the front of the car along the rendered concrete pillar of the garage. The paintwork on the house is a bit damaged, but judging by the gaping hole and serious claw marks on the Excel, the garage won the argument.
How fortudinous that my car is scheduled for a service tomorrow, at which time the mechanic can shake his head at me, and justifiably remark disparagingly about women drivers.
Reversing out of the garage, I got all distracted by glowering at the neighbour's porch light, which they insist upon turning on at 9:30 each evening, only to turn off at 4 am - it illuminates our bedroom to Vegas proprtions, causing me to have to wear an eye mask to sleep.
So I turned a little earlier than usual, and scraped the front of the car along the rendered concrete pillar of the garage. The paintwork on the house is a bit damaged, but judging by the gaping hole and serious claw marks on the Excel, the garage won the argument.
How fortudinous that my car is scheduled for a service tomorrow, at which time the mechanic can shake his head at me, and justifiably remark disparagingly about women drivers.
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